THE TOASTING
One slice. One knife. One inch of butter between him and well-done.
THE NEAR MISS
At 7:03 AM the toaster fired and the knife came down already buttered. The blade was an inch out when the halo showed up and, politely, time held still. Nobody has explained it since. The internet decided not to ask twice and started a coin instead.
THE RELICS
No presale
Every slice enters the same bonding curve. Nobody got in early.
No team allocation
The toaster doesn't hold a bag. Nothing was set aside.
Liquidity burns itself
On migration the pool locks the same way every pump.fun coin's does. Nobody's finger is on it.
Contract can't be paused
No pause switch, no blacklist function. It runs or it doesn't.
THE INSCRIPTION
Written the moment the bonding curve opens. Until then it reads what it reads.